I happen to know that I have a twin out in the world. He's not from the evil parallel dimension. You know, the one Captain Kirk was accidentally sent to where all the evil counterparts of the Enterprise had a beard (I think even Uhura had one).
[Ed. Note: yes, we know 90% of people on CoN have told us that they hate poetry, but I thought: "hey, why don't they shut up and stop whining like dogs in heat, and let that 10% be happy, for once?
The Bastard Operator from Hell #1
It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have its advantages. I reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes.
I forget if it was a bank or Credit Card Company or the phone company that I was 'talking' with. I think anyone nearby would have classified it as an argument from the tone and volume of my voice.
There comes a time in everyone's life when they feel the need to go find a job. Yeah, work sucks after a little while, but the desperate need for money keeps pulling you back to the Old Grind.