The Car Alarm - Written by Jester

The car alarm has been ringing for about 15 minutes now. I'm living in an apartment in one of the largest and most populated cities in Canada, wearing the clothes I wear to bed.

Editorial: wondering about Internic - Written by capnasty

I've been wondering lately if there are actual human beings that work at Internic, or if it's just one big computer that does a quick search on what the e-mail may be saying, vomits a piece of the Internic FUQ and signs every e-mail I get back with a different name.

Ouch - Written by William Mark

My headphones have a bad connection, which I attributed to a broken wire I had been avoiding fixing for a while. I finally got fed up with it, and my toolbox was close, so, fix-it time.

Carpe fucken diem - Written by Lord Lansdowne

I've been told many times that my writing is very good for someone that can't speak English. Well, I guess I should be honoured, if it wasn't for the fact that I am from an English speaking nation.

New Year - Written by Jester

Every New Year's Eve I am reminded of musical genius Jim Croce's words--"Yeah I used to be a terror/ but now I am a tired man.