The Artistes vs. The Nice Guys - Written by Samantha Craggs

As the baby boomers die off and the population heads on a downward spiral, some women are going to end up alone with 20 cats simply because they can't distinguish between two very different types of men - the artistes and the nice guys.

Driving Across the United States - Written by Lord Lansdowne

There are certain things in life you learn only through experience. Sticking your fingers over fire. Putting a fork into the electrical outlet. Waving your genitals covered in steak sauce in front of a rottweiler.

My New Motto - Written by Eric Rosenfield

I have a new motto in life. Let me explain it too you. I work in the "Internet Industry", which some may imagine as being a safe-haven for bold, counter-culture types, or at least a place for a bunch of dorks to try pretend they're bold, counter-culture types, but lo, it sadly isn't so.

CoN at the Movies - Written by Jeff Wright

Hey there pardners! Let's get right to it. BREAKING THE WAVES I can't say enough good things about this film. It's simply one of the greatest films I've ever seen.

God is in the Elevator, and Hes Mad Magnolia Didnt Win Best Picture - Written by Jester

Whenever I'm confronted on the streets by some blank-eyed twit who wants to tell me about his personal friend Jesus, I always counter with a line I believe I picked up from either a movie or a stand-up comedian:

Rock is Dead - Written by John Iadipaolo

In a culture obsessed with bubble gum pop and gangsta rap rule, it's decidedly uncool to be labeled a 'rocker'. Rock is what our parents listened to, so naturally the average teen wants the polar opposite.