Searching for Rikki Rockett - Written by Samantha Craggs

Despite the title of this piece and its resemblance to what I hear is an intriguing movie about a child prodigy, this is not about chess.

Domesticated - Written by Jester

I want to be a house-husband. Or homemaker. Whatever you want to call them. You heard me. The more I run the rat-race, the more this rodent wants to stay home and be a baby factory and scrub toilets, while the Mrs.

Editorial - Written by capnasty

I know, this issue has been delayed. It's my entire fault. Mea culpa, mea grandissima culpa. Everyone else submitted their material, and even provided stuff for the next issue.

The Wired World - Written by Lord Lansdowne

When people find out I work in the web publishing industry, they showvivid interest. And it's strange, because it seems that everyonenowadays is doing webpages. On my way home I pass four companies thatdo exactly what I do: webpages.

Ramblings of a Film Obsessed Retard - Written by Jeff Wright

I don't have anything substantial to say this issue. Do I ever? So I'm writing this for the sake of writing it. Not exactly the best reason to write, but what the fuck.

Not Just a Client - Written by Jester

“I’m not only the president, I'm also a client.” Sy Sperling, President of the Hair Club for Men first uttered thosewords as he held a picture of his old noggin.