I Want My MPFree - Written by John Iadipaolo

Mere months ago, 75% of the public was content in knowing that, if they put their treasured Britney Spears CD into their computer, it would play.

Shaft One Bad Mother...(shut your mouth)ing Movie Pseudo Movie Reviews - Written by Jeff Wright

How ya'll doin? I haven't been watching a lot of movies lately, so this may be a pretty sparse entry in my oeuvre. Saw Shaft on Saturday with high hopes, and was let down.

I Write Therefore I Am - Written by Samantha Craggs

Today I handed over a manila envelope containing five of my best short stories and the first chapter of my newly-completed novel to a reporter who works in the same newsroom as me.

Maybe He Was Hitler in His Previous Life - Written by Lord Lansdowne

In the office I work at, the programming department has a new face every day. I take it the working environment in there is pure shit because they are only happy during the last two weeks, when they've handed in their resignations.

This, That, Your Mommas Fat: Pseudo Movie Reviews - Written by Jeff Wright

Whuddup G's? Gonna try and be quick this issue. Don't feel like writing. Go see Titus!!!!!!!!! Read the listings for repertory cinemas around you, and go see it.

Romance - Written by IMPROV

So I'm on the subway the other day and I see the most beautiful girl I've ever seen--so I follow her. Sure she's not going to my stop, but what do I care?