When I was about 14 and determined to be a rock star, I wrote a song called "I've Been Poisoned." It was mostly just heavy drum beats, kind of like Queen's "We Will Rock You.
I am lifetime Star Wars fanatic. I didn't even mind The Phantom Menace, though like any rational human being I wanted Jar Jar Binks to die a horrible, gory and pointless death.
I'm starting to wonder if the Christians are determined to pollute and shatter everyone's testicles (especially mine) in every possible way. The latest attack to my persona this time did not come via little Christian comic books scattered on the subway or some prostitute of Jesus stopping me and inviting me to their Church.
A song parody of "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell They paved paradise and put up a Starbucks
With plenty of grinders and a bunch of fake arthouse schmucks