Crack Manual - Written by Filibuster Jones

I want to talk about my new found hobby: crack. Thankfully I haven't developed a dependency on it yet; though I'm sure it's coming. THE CONS OF CRACK

Help Wanted - Written by Lord Lansdowne

I usually try to avoid society, not because I enjoy being anti-social, but mostly because interacting with it is as much fun as heading headfirst into a brick wall.

How To Insult Foreign Netizens - Written by Lord Lansdowne

Are you on ICQ? Have you noticed the sudden increase in Authorizations coming to you from Brazil? It seems that the Internet had a sudden discovery over there, and everyone and their uncle is now online and using ICQ.

von Trier Again Pseudo Reviews - Written by Jeff Wright

Lars von fucking Trier!!!! I think I've now recommended 3 films by this mad genius. I'm afraid I have to make it 4. If you haven't seen at least one of my previous von Trier recommendations yet (BREAKING THE WAVES, THE KINGDOM, THE IDIOTS), then fucking blow me!

Writing About Writing, Which I Never Do - Written by Jester

I don't normally write about writing itself. I find that to be extremely self-indulgent. And revealing. Nor do I make writers characters in the things I write.

Cotton Mary - Written by Lord Lansdowne

The other night my girlfriend took me to see "Cotton Mary". Despite the fact that the movie had one famous actor Greta Scacchi (assuming you know her and even if you do, still remember her), the movie was, to put it simply and very mildly, a waste of time.