Rants from the waiting room - Written by IMPROV

With my recent bout of bronchitis out of the way, I thought I'd share with you some of my feelings I have about the medical profession.

Editorial - Written by capnasty

Welcome to the last issue of CoN prior the end of this millennia and the start of the next (I am already envisioning the flood of e-mails that will be arriving shortly after I send this issue proving me wrong).

11 Noises My Roommate Makes - Written by Melissa DeWilde

Since the beginning of this semester Leo has been expecting a Mel Bitches About The Roommate article. And this is the best I care to come up with right now.

Internet Killed the Video Star - Written by Jester

Sung to the tune of "Video Killed the Radio Star" by The Buggles I saw you on the tube back in Eighty-One Watching the videos used to be so much fun

Brilliant Solutions - Written by Reverend Martinez

Everywhere we go these days we see nothing but the consequences of brilliant solutions to the most challenging problems life has thrown at our human race.

Death isnt funny - Written by Edward Knoll

It's not funny, really. Every day, I'm sure thousands of young people die in freak accidents beyond their control. For instance, just today I read that 107 people, mostly teenagers, burned to death in a cable car tunnel on a ski mountain in Austria.