Reasons Why TV Sucks, and Movie Recommendations - Written by Jeff Wright

Here's why TV sucks: 1) Adebisi is dead. 2) `The Larry Sanders Show' isn't on anymore. 3) Michael Moriarity episodes of `Law & Order'.

Fun with Nike - Written by Jonah Peretti

[Note: Nike now lets you personalise your shoes by submitting a word or phrase which they will stitch onto your shoes, under the swoosh. So Jonah Peretti filled out the form and sent them $50 to stitch "sweatshop" onto his shoes.

Phone Demons - Written by Lord Lansdowne

I used to hate snow. Yes, I know snow is as Canadian as hockey, but this fluffy crap that falls from the sky loses quickly its appeal, when your first task in the morning is to grab a shovel.

THE WAR ON DRUGS - Written by Edward Knoll

"Do you ever notice in this country that when we have a problem with something, we always have to declare WAR on it? The War on Illiteracy, the War on AIDS, the War on Homelessness, the War on Drugs.

Bachelour Noodles - Written by Lord Lansdowne

There are three things that quickly identify you as a bachelor. First, the immense pile of dirty clothes that quickly piles up in the laundry bin.

CoN Goes to the Movies - Written by Jeff Wright

Howdy do, y'all? I'm just gonna run down a list of movies that I've seen recently that I think you should see. ROSEMARY'S BABY This is labeled as a HORROR/THRILLER in most video stores, but I think it would sit just as well in the COMEDY section ("I didn't want to miss baby night").