I'm beginning to think I should set up the Internet Fascist Police, or INFAPO, for short. The INFAPO would have a very simple job. Hunt down people that, armed with Internet access, demonstrate to the world how stupid they are.
Okay, here's a confession, don't laugh at me because I am really trusting you here: I once was almost a hippie. I had long hair, wore tye-dyes, went to Grateful Dead shows, hiked a lot, smoked copious amounts of dope, and said things like "Dude that's TRIPPY!
1.) Introduction:
This is a discursive analysis of the television programme The Smurfs, created by Peyo, and first aired during the greater part of the eighties.
THE QUESTION IS: WHAT HAS YOUR LIVESTOCK DONE FOR CANADA?
Apparently May 15th was the deadline to fill in your Canada Census form. The volunteers came by and left the forms on my door.
Hamlet had it easy.
Getting on with it. Watch, or don't watch the following films:
1. BATMAN (1989)
This movie kicks ass! I'm sure everyone's seen it already, but watch it again anyways.
There is a reason I don't have children: I don't like them. My siblings hold an opposing view, judging by their breeding habits. Either that, or they're incredibly sloppy, considering the sizes of their families.