CoN at the Movies - Written by Jeff Wright

Happy New Year bitches! I haven't been watching that many movies lately for some reason. Dunno. Here's 5 good ones, anyways. Movie # 1 you should see: THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS

Jan 16, 2002 - 2 min read

The End of My First Cyberlove Why I (Justabout) Broke Things Off With AOL - Written by Cliff Yankovich

"They say that breakin' up is hard to do.." Yup, it's over between us - almost. Our relationship began at work over two years ago, then we took it home and I pretty much figured it was going to be me and AOL forever.

Jan 16, 2002 - 7 min read

More Than Meets the Eye A Strong Argument for Internet Shopping - Written by Dan Foster

Movie projects require props, and for the next day's shooting I needed two ski masks. Since it was already after eleven at night, I decided to try Wal-Mart; that fantastic marketplace for all that is wrong with American society.

Jan 16, 2002 - 12 min read

The Mustard that is Siblings How to change a diaper without any serious consequences - Written by Leo N.

Some people know fine wines and can tell you what type it is, where it comes from and from what year it is. Me, I love mustard.

Jan 16, 2002 - 6 min read

Bah, so this is Christmas... - Written by Tess Toth

If I hear "Deck The Halls" one more time I am going to take a couple of candy canes and ram them in my ears to stop that horrific tune from destroying the little brain matter I have left.

Dec 24, 2001 - 4 min read

CoN XXX Zee Cinema - Written by Jeff Wright

Thumbs up? Thumbs down? I feel like doing something original this issue. THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS Thumbs so far up it's insane!!! Therapy has never been this cheap.

Dec 24, 2001 - 2 min read