CoN (not) at the Movies - Written by Jeff Wright

S?up bitches!?!?! I?ve watched a whole 3 movies in the last two weeks. That be weak. I?d like to blame it on my broken DVD player, but it just broke a few days ago (fucker!

At the Top of Mount Mazama working in a state park cafeteria line - Written by REVSCRJ

Crater Lake Oregon changed my life in ways that will forever make me a better person. I had been hitch-hiking up California and Oregon with a friend of mine, Andy, and we had completely run out of money -- spent our last bit on some soup.

Plants Matter Stop The Killing Now - Written by Cliff Yankovich

The original article that was published here on January 29th, 2002 has been taken off-line as per the request of the author sent on April 6th, 2002.

The Silence of the Gs - Written by Peter Steen

This is a story of love in the time of war -- the story of honour and heroism, horror and pain...without the love, war, honour or heroism.

Raiders of the Golden Testicles - Written by capnasty

Last week, while surfing the 'Net, Colin came upon a site that was distributing Golden Testicles. What surprised all of us of his discovery was to see that the drawing being used was the same one we used here on CoN.

Bagels of the Grateful - Written by REVSCRJ

For all the shit I give hippies, truth is: I really like them more than most of the cliques Humans have coagulated into; but GOD FORBID that I should ever have to work with that many of them again!