Dear Kid?s Corner,
We were reading the constitution in school and when we got to the part where it says ?No bill of attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed?
Having worked in a restaurant once, I'm of the opinion that nobody should be allowed to get service in one until they completed a three part course on manners, patience, and how to calculate 15 percent.
My grandmother's 38 years old gas stove decided to break the other day. It turns out that if you have a stove that's more than 20 years old, you can't find any spare parts for it.
The following tale is one that involves my neighbour who happens to be a homosexual black guy with a deep desire to floss my butt with his willy wonka.
I learned an interesting lesson the other day when a series of events occurred. These events not only helped me understand what we do here, but also shed some light on what our manifesto and perhaps our ideals may truly be.