Kids Corner: Politicians Bringing complicated issues down to a level even you can understand - Written by Konrad the Bold

Dear Kid’s Corner, My daddy says all politicians are liars and crooks. If they’re so bad why don’t people just votes for new ones? ? ?

How do I Lose Weight? - Written by Konrad the Bold

[Some nonsense about "how do I lose weight" cut...] <Sh0ckWave> What's the best way to say "Mom, i'm fat. I wanna go on a diet."?

Cellular Immobility Mobile Buttplugs from Bell Canada - Written by Lord Lansdowne

I'm the happy owner of a Motorola 120c. Okay, it's a lie: not so happy. Sure the phone works almost as promised (with emphasis on almost), but since I got it in November, there have been a series of things that happened that really make me wonder if that's why the phone was a special offer from Bell Canada.

The Joy of Fanatical Canvassing - Written by REVSCRJ

Every now and then you might notice this strange feeling creep over you that Humanity might actually be okay- you know, something happens that makes you say "Wow!

Nights of the Living Bored - Written by Lord Lansdowne

My current assignment is to work nights in a building. I'm not really sure what I'm expected to do here other than rotate the security tapes and occasionally scare a tenant with the dog.

Being Here - Written by Tim King

I came here when I was eight years old. We moved to Montreal in 1977 just months after Bill 101 passed. We read information on Canada: it's an immigration friendly country!