Lettuce Whore - Written by REVSCRJ

Being promoted from Receiving Clerk to Dispatcher in the lettuce cooler meant that I moved from the dusty back lot to the truck-fumed loading dock area.

Diary of a Mad Security Guard - Written by Lord Lansdowne

It's night. I'm in a little hut the size of a trunk of a Japanese economy car. The light isn't, there is softcore playing on the telly, and the heater is working full blast trying to make a difference.

How a Good Idea Devalued us All - Written by Tim King

A friend of mine is a legal secretary. Sounds like a pretty good gig, eh? Experience and education, and all in a discipline that you see ads for all the time.

Procrastination 101 - Written by John Iadipaolo

Ever heard that time-honored phrase: "the only certainties in life are death and taxes"? It makes sense, on the surface, and might even elicit a chuckle (assuming you haven't heard it a million times already).

Drive Thru Etiquette or, I can spit in your food - Written by Melissa DeWilde

The world of fast food is no place for a person of any intelligence. It is a mind numbing, tedious and above all, thankless industry. It also feeds many people nearly every day.

Cabbage Patch Clerk - Written by REVSCRJ

This was the first position I officially held in the lettuce industry of the Salinas and Imperial Valleys, and industry that was and still is pretty foul.