Zen and the Complete Confusion of Modern Car Maintenance - Written by Leo N.

Some fifteen-years ago, my mother passed one of her many little bits of wisdom down to me. Today, since I am finally enlightened, I can pass it down to you:

The League of Flatulent Gentlemen - Written by Cult Girl

If you want to watch a movie crammed with inconsistencies and melodramatic nonsense, then have I got a movie for you. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (L.

From Ontario to Michigan, in 50 easy steps - Written by Alan Lupsha

What's funny, pleasant, easy, or humane about trying to transfer your car from Ontario to Michigan? Absolutely nothing. For dramatic purposes, this document has been written in second person.

Enlightenment of the Grocery Kind - Written by Lord Lansdowne

The other night I went grocery shopping. It is truly a marvel that in this country you can shop at four in the morning and there still are line-ups at the cash.

Why I hate being Fourteen - Written by Sarah McCulloch

Being fourteen-years of age really sucks. Let me tell you why. But beware: if you don't want to hear a rambling tale by a VERY pissed off teenager with a severe attitude problem, skip this article.

People I Dislike And Why Youre Probably One of Them - Written by Smitty-boy

Anything old enough to talk but not old enough to make any sense (Basically children from when they learn to talk until they reach at least seventh grade)