BILL GATES: Politically Incorrect Things He Could Say - Written by Jester

1? "DOS users! They come over here, marry our women, mix with the general population, steal our jobs..." 2? "These Linux users have these big families and they expect the state to look after them.

Writing an e-zine - Written by capnasty

The reason we started writing this zine was for fun, for the intention that one day we'd go public, and most of all because it's cool to be able to say "

Editorial - Written by capnasty

A. Rough day at no frills Date sent: Mon, 03 Mar 1997 03:33:07 -0500To: CoN Editorial StaffFrom: Colin B.Subject: Rough day at no frills (CoN II.

Mens 41 Rules for Women - Written by Wayne William Smith

1? It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done. 2? If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups:

Socialism & Communism - Written by Robert Malecki

To: "Leo N." From: malecki@algonet.se (Robert Malecki) Subject: Re: COCKROACH! #41 Date sent: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 13:10:47 -0500 Hi Robert.I write a magazine called Capital of Nasty.

Rough day at no frills - Written by Lord Lansdowne

My wounds are still hurting from today. It was a rough day at work, especially considering we were selling twenty-four rolls of toilet paper for $1.