The 5th Element (The Negative Review) Lord Lansdowne gives it: two goats and a half. - Written by Lord Lansdowne

When I hear the name Luc Besson, I think of movies such as La femme Nikita or The Professional. Add into this Bruce Willis, who's name stands side by side with the word action and you think to yourself "

The 5th Element (The Positive Review) The Entertain Element - Written by Sandra M. Pereira

I was quite apprehensive about watching The Fifth Element at first. Anything with Bruce Willis in it was bound to be a cynically foul action-packed movie as is evident in all his other movies and it was another space story.

Readers Letters - Written by capnasty

From: Steve FryRE: Capital of Nasty Electronic Magazine II.19 Censored Edition Hey CoN! What's up??? Why the censored version??? Right now I'm in Japan doing a bit of work for the company that I used to work for here.

BK WARS: Episode IV -The Restroom of Doom - Written by Peter Fung

It was just another one of those uneventful days at work, where we almost always get swamped by the masses of people who enter our establishment, just to get something loosely resembling food into their empty heads.

GamesPhobia: SPECIAL When Managers Without a Clue Run the Show - Written by capnasty

This issue of CoN has been divided into two distributions. One for the people at my place of employment and another edition (this one) for everyone else.

The Naked Man - Written by John Gardiner

Life could have a tendency to come unraveled as you got older. It all seemed so darned straightforward when you were a kid. You got up in the morning and you had fun.