Law School Welcome - Written by capnasty

(For many, school starts tomorrow.. have fun -Ed) The following is a welcoming speech purportedly delivered by Dean William S. Prosser to his freshman law students.

Jacking in from the Slam the Spam Port - Written by Lewis Z. Koch

CHICAGO--Fuck you!!! Do I have your attention? I know I have your attention. Granted, "Fuck you" is an unpleasant way of getting your attention, especially in reasonably polite society.

The CoN movie review: SPAWN - Written by Jester

Fuck numbers, letters, and stars, I don't rate movies. I don't read the Spawn comic books, but I've had someone describe them to me, and it seems like two days are taken on each individual frame of artwork, and about thirty seconds on the story for the year.

Film Reviews - Written by Robert Bollig

Well it's that time of year again folks. Time for the summer run of movies, and man do we have a bunch of degenerates this time around.

Street Guy - Written by IMPROV

(quotes by memory only, and definitely not accurate) There is a story I'd like to tell that happened to me not too long ago, while I was living in Toronto.

Voice mail hell - Written by capnasty

Good Morning. Bonjour. Ici/Welcome to Conglomerated Amalgamated Industries. For service in French press 1. For service in English, press 2. If you know the extension of the person you are calling, enter it now.