(For many, school starts tomorrow.. have fun -Ed)
The following is a welcoming speech purportedly delivered by Dean William S. Prosser to his freshman law students.
CHICAGO--Fuck you!!!
Do I have your attention? I know I have your attention.
Granted, "Fuck you" is an unpleasant way of getting your attention, especially in reasonably polite society.
Fuck numbers, letters, and stars, I don't rate movies.
I don't read the Spawn comic books, but I've had someone describe them to me, and it seems like two days are taken on each individual frame of artwork, and about thirty seconds on the story for the year.
(quotes by memory only, and definitely not accurate)
There is a story I'd like to tell that happened to me not too long ago, while I was living in Toronto.
Good Morning. Bonjour.
Ici/Welcome to Conglomerated Amalgamated Industries. For service in French press 1. For service in English, press 2.
If you know the extension of the person you are calling, enter it now.