Predictions for the future - Written by Milkshake

If you hadn't noticed, we are nearing the end to yet another year. So I've decided to make some predictions about what might happen in the future, here they are (in no particular order of probability).

Alien Resurrection - Written by Peter Steen

Thank God that whoever is responsible for Alien Resurrection has some humour, some originality and some brains. Going into the movie theatre, I was worried that the latest Alien flick was going to be some lamely-hashed out excuse for a shoot-em-up quick moneymaker.

Isnt it Cute? - Written by IMPROV

So, my girlfriend and I are having lunch together. She happens to have baby carrots with her meal. She holds one up and asks, "Isn't it cute?

Editorial - Written by capnasty

GREETINGS TO OUR READERSHIP, without whom CoN would not have a purpose. This is issue 42. I apologise for its late arrival. By the time most of you read this, Leandro will be on a plane bound for Italy.

Michael Row - Written by Rob Road Steamer

by The alarmingly uneventful Adventures of Rik This article, I decided that it should be dedicated to Micheal Row. Michael died this week at the age of 18 from meningitis.

Obsession - Written by Anonymous

The light hits your face;Show how your square cheekbonesConverge to a pointWhere I touch with my finger. Only barely though, thisConcave globe seals you butInches fromLife.