Weird Sex Laws - Written by capnasty

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

McAfee-Question : Is Windows a virus? - Written by capnasty

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1. They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as the do so - okay Windows does that.

Happy Non Denominational Holidays!! - Written by IMPROV

I'm not racist, but I do have a serious problem with certain Jewish folk cashing in on the holidays. Now, I'm not even going to touch the Christmas Blow-out Sales at certain Non-Christian owned stores.

I have this on a poster on my wall - Written by Tess Toth

D E S I D E R A T A Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what place there may be in silence.

The Events of 97 - Written by capnasty

Who would've thought that a Golden Testicle drawn more than 4 years ago would grow to such enormous proportions as it is today? Although very young, CoN has grown in numbers and strength over 1997 which has been quite a significant year:

Editorial - Written by Leo N.

I SUFFER FROM A TERRIBLE ADDICTION CALLED COMPUTING. Although I hadleft for Europe to flee from the terrible slave labour camp called theoffice, to rest my hears from the awful rantings of my evil boss butmost of all to escape from the creation (Windows 95) of the Spawn ofSatan (Bill H.