Editorial - Written by capnasty

INSTRUCTIONS, even when clearly written, seem to be impossible to follow, for some people. After our last issue of CoN, many users wrote back complaining about the size.

The Last Dinosaur - Written by Kenn Begg

Like most long time hobbies, my interest in Bad Movies(TM) began with easy stuff and got more hardcore as time went along. First I watched patently inept flicks like Curse of Bigfoot and It's Alive (not the mutant baby one).

Death - Written by IMPROV

Last week I had to do one of the most difficult things I've ever had to do in my entire life. My dog of thirteen years had developed among other illness diabetes, and she had to be euthanized.

Your Life is Void - Written by Morbus

People are going to get angry when I tell them that your life is void. You mean nothing. You are merely something to sell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

Editorial - Written by capnasty

CoN Reviews? Bah! By Lilith DemHareIs It appears that some people have a different view of Nasty than others. It seems that some people think that we are not Nasty enough, and we should be crude, arrogant, bitter and slam on the world.

Your Ex-Girlfriend: A Survival Guide - Written by Lord Lansdowne

After I had realized that girls were not disgusting as I always stated when I was in kindergarten, I began hunting down for a girlfriend. Unfortunately I wasn't sure what I was looking for, nor was I aware of the dangers involved in a relationship.