Just One Brain Cell is All We Ask - Written by G. Summer M. Scarbough

Maybe I am un-American. Maybe I really just want to shoot the television. (I prefer the latter choice.) For some odd reason (I guess the same reason Jerry Springer puts fights on tv: ratings), the American public seems obsessed with stupid television shows.

May 12, 1998 - 5 min read

Editorial - Written by capnasty

WE WERE WALKING out of the movie theatre; my girlfriend was still drying her tears from Titanic. Suddenly, she squeezed my hand, and said "Oh Leo!

May 12, 1998 - 5 min read

Is your fly open? Or Tiny little aliens inside a fly suit. - Written by William Mark

[Editor's note: at the end of each issue of CoN we have a saying, a quote or a question. This is done in part to aid our sanity and to provide diversity all the way to the end, but also to see how many people actually read CoN all the way to the very bottom.

Apr 20, 1998 - 5 min read

PURSUING MOODS To Tracey Hilkey - Written by Christopher Stolle

i hear footsteps following me or maybe i'm following them but in the early morning, when everything isquiet and it seems no one is around,

Apr 20, 1998 - 3 min read

The Spice Girls are Brilliant - Written by Jester

It’s fashionable now to bash the Spice Girls, which greatly puzzles me. If Einstein were to come back to life, would you make fun of his accent?

Apr 20, 1998 - 8 min read

Political Correctness - Written by IMPROV

Last night I was coming home from a hockey game with my girlfriend, when I witnessed something that I thought was non-existent in today's politically correct world.

Apr 20, 1998 - 5 min read