Urine Smell: Tales Of Public Transit - Written by Jeff Wright

To drive, or not to drive. That isn't a question. One, it doesn't have a question mark at the end of it, and secondly because I don't have my driver's license.

Youre a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up - Written by Jester

Indulge me a moment. Notice I asked your permission first. Most people don't do that. I have been told that I'm a funny guy. Thanks for the compliment, but I try not to think that way.

A Catalog of Grocery Customer Species You are among them - Written by Lord Lansdowne

All of you have been at one time done your shopping in a grocery store. When you go there all you notice are the high prices, the long lines at the cashes, and of course, the rude grocery clerks.

Editorial - Written by capnasty

Monday, July 20th, 1998 - this was supposedly the date in which Issue 14 of CoN was supposed to leave my computer and loiter your mailboxes.

Whooosh - Written by REVSCRJ

"I love deadlines and the whooshing sound they make as they pass." Douglas Adams This Inhuman- REVSCRJ 7/98 Brethren, Ever get a corporate job?

The Porn Store Employee FAQ file - Written by Mascalin

[Note: Do not let the sex title fool, this article is merely a desperate ploy to get myself arrested for drug trafficking and round-out a resume of vice and corruption.