Editorial - Written by capnasty

MANY E-MAILS HAVE ARRIVED since the last issue of CoN. The complaintsthat your humble editor wrote in the last editorial did not fall ondeaf ears, and so I was able to raise a couple of fingers on my otherhand.

School - Written by Jeff Wright

15 years. Is that really a long time? Why yes I do believe it is. What could you do that would require 15 years to complete?

I Dropped My Pen...Time for a Killing Spree - Written by Jester

It's the little things. When bad things happen, I mean really bad things, the human brain has a built in defense. Get fired? Found out someone murdered your family?

Turkey Toss - Written by IMPROV

When our exhualted leader approached me about contributing an article related to the wonderful world of school my initial reaction was to write a paper with really bad spelling, even worse than normal grammar, and just rip apart my high school English teachers.

The Cram-ation - Written by Peter Sprokkelenberg

Everyone who went to high school at one point in their academic career was required to do an essay. We all know too well the perils of waiting to the last minute to finish it for the following class.

Editorial letters - Written by capnasty

ASSUMING THAT ONLY 1% of the readership bothered to reply each time we sent CoN out, we would be receiving an average of 10 e-mails per issue.