Top 10 things about e-mail, that suck (in no particular order) - Written by Jeff Wright

There are many things I don't like about e-mail, and these are them (10 of them to be precise). SPAM - Yes, the topic of this issue of CoN.

IMPROV Baby! - Written by IMPROV

- When you buy smoked and cured meat, what exactly is it cured of? Because frankly, I don't want to eat anything that's been infected with anything at all, even if it is cured.

Editorial - Written by capnasty

IT IS HARD TO DETERMINE if our readership doesn't like long issues or long articles. From the assumption that it is the latter rather than the former, this issue of CON is particularly long, due to a large number of articles.

love and work - Written by Peter McNeice

"There's vice out tonight," she said, as we pulled away from the kerb, "an' I just saw one of the fuckers in anunmarked car!"

Short Clip Scripts - Written by The Screaming Clown

Here are a few "short clip scripts" that I have written about 4 years ago, while over-relaxing. I now found the paperwith these thoughts, and since I am cleaning up my desk, I shall write these thoughts down and communicate them to you.

I met my father for the first time today - Written by Tess Toth

I met my father for the first time today... now, don't think this is one of those long lost "I've never met my fatheruntil now" situations.