Born to a budding artist who gave it all up for Motherhood and Alex from Clockwork Orange who has been reformed by Fatherhood, Tim is the first of two children born on the barren yet scenic coast of Norfolk, England.
He moved to Canada when he was eight and had the unholy snot beaten out of him by nationalist Quebecois for almost two years before his family escaped Montreal to Free Canada. Growing up in Streetsville he had an idealic childhood in which he knocked out his front teeth playing ice hockey; the Canadian dream!
Tim is bitter graduate of Guelph U where he spent a lot of money and got eduacated, but it was all made worthwhile when he discovered a wonderful little thing named Alanna in a Canadian Children's Literature class. They got married and galivanted off to Japan for two years and have since returned to a smaller, darker Canada.
A fierce photographer, angry writer, vicious technologist and politically incorrect philosopher, Tim has no outstanding issues, refuses counciling and is unafraid to chase the puck into the corner.
|“They don’t drive like people. They drive like robots.”|
|“Parti.Vote is designed to make the US's representative government system more equitable.”|
|“They're usually these people that have been fucked by the system who are trying to unfuck themselves.”|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|Making a Movie Inside a Video Game|
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|“If the facial data and related personal information is stolen and put on the internet, it will cause big problems.”|
|100 Things We Can Do Today to Stop Global Warming in the Next 30 Years|
|"It’s time for something so stupid it’s actually smart."|
|Watson 2016 #thinkwatson|
|"Hours after the fires in Santa Rosa I filmed this postal worker still delivering the mail."|