If you read, you'll judge.
If you write, you'll invent.
Jake is delightfully tacky, yet unrefined. A tiger at heart, he believes there's more to being a tiger than just stripes. He is a monkey of twelve makings wanted for the felony of pushing an elderly lady in front of a passing ambulance as a protest against irony. For him, there is a silent G in gnarled but not in narly. Other inconsistencies fill the gaps in his life.
You should message Jake if all other means to contact him have failed. Si Hablas Alto Nunca Digas Yo.
|“The race is on to create lab-grown meat products.”|
|“Google Owns 28% of Your Brain.”|
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|“If the tech industry gets its way, none of your stuff will be yours anymore.”|
|“A novel experiment by a government to work with journalists and educators to combat the spread of online misinformation.”|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
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|“We’ve received requests to add some artificial noise to the buses so that people can hear them.”|
|“When Life Gives You Lemons.”|
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|“Both spacecraft are still operational when they reached interstellar space.”|
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