Jester was conceived in Sudbury, Ontario (in the shadow of the Big Nickel, unless his mother is exaggerating) and raised in a place so boring he's note quite sure it really exists, possibly Mississauga.
Jester has written lots of stuff, and not written even more things, such as the Bible, the Magna Carta, and ''Fear Strikes Out'' (that was written by Jimmy Piersall).
Jester is the arch-nemesis of Muerta, the Vampire Queen who has sworn to destroy him for reasons as yet unclear, but she keeps appearing in his dreams.
In his spare time, Jester enjoys Hockey, Recreational Jehovah's Witness Baiting, and the green and red meds.
Jester's goal in life is to buy the world a pizza.
- Nice Guys Finish Last
- Marx, Engels, Trotsky, and Tinky Winky
- Mister Mugs Has Been Found
- The Search for Mr. Muggs
- One Flush Later
- Would You Date Yourself If You Were Gay?
- Regular Customers
- DirtyGirl on Quizmaster
- Fifty Movies with Goats in Them
- Hey Kids! Smoking is Good For You!
- Drug Underdose
- Personal Life Management Can Lick My Nutsack
- Ruining Boba Fett
- Vandalism by the Book
- Cannibalism, Roman Catholicism, and Mr. Potato Head
- Sexually Transmitted Poison Ivy, Uncle Dale's Travelling Outhouse, and Other Stories That Should Be True
- Cat Acne
- Reading the (Obscene) Handwriting on the Wall
- You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Part III
- REVIEW: Can't stop the music
- The Gospel According to Some Guy I Met on the Bus
- You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up
- Tao Shielding
- Stupid Things to Say to the Broken Hearted
- Living in the Real World
- Top Ten Star Trek Episodes With Vile Q Puns Just Waiting to Happen
- We All Drown in a Russian Submarine
- The Spice Girls are Brilliant
- The Man They Couldn't Hang
- I Copied a File
- The Infamous Condom Incident
- I Dropped My Pen...Time for a Killing Spree
- The Half-Life of Lying: A Protest
- I'm Somebody's Evil Twin
- There's A Hole in the Space/Time Continuum
- Prince of Egypt
- Not Just a Client
- Cereal Killer
- Ruining Boba Fett 2
- You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Part II
- Observations on the Box Citizen Ruth Came In
- History According to Gretchen
- Writing About Writing, Which I Never Do
- Never on Video
- Doctor Strangework
- Gretchen's Rhapsody
- Top Five Extremely Rude Things Heard In Star Wars
- Jester's Republic: Nearly Ten Minutes of Philosophical Training