Melissa DeWilde was recently killed in a tragic accident involving a banana, a pogo ball and a gangrenous cat. This would be viewed as even more heartbreaking to us at CoN but she still seems to be producing new material, much like Tupac. Ironically enough, that always pissed her off.
Mel\'s previous life was spent in the horrible little town of Lincoln, Illinois. She worked at a fast food restaurant. Melissa is scheduled to be reincarnated as a lab chimp with three arms, which is actually going up in the karmic scale.
|“Forget reading the book of life—we’re now learning how to write it.”|
|“Buying a new smartphone every two years is taking a toll on the planet.”|
|"Waymo is reportedly planning to take the next step towards offering a commercial driverless car service in early December."|
|“New York Central trains in the Hudson River valley in 1928 and 1929”|
|“Once artificial-intelligence software is good enough to drive a car, it will be good enough to do a lot of other things too.”|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|The Hard Sell of Low Tactics|
|Naked Preacher Lady [NSFW]|
|Boardwalk Empire: Time Lapse Video|
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|“We need to make algorithms transparent, regulated, and forgiving of the flawed creatures that converse with them.”|