Melissa DeWilde was recently killed in a tragic accident involving a banana, a pogo ball and a gangrenous cat. This would be viewed as even more heartbreaking to us at CoN but she still seems to be producing new material, much like Tupac. Ironically enough, that always pissed her off.
Mel\'s previous life was spent in the horrible little town of Lincoln, Illinois. She worked at a fast food restaurant. Melissa is scheduled to be reincarnated as a lab chimp with three arms, which is actually going up in the karmic scale.
|“The most dangerous person in the world is the Zuck.”|
|“Single use forever launch clock.”|
|“Without any security company in the world recognizing that it even existed.”|
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|Knowing how to operate a smartphone does not qualify as being tech savvy.|
|“The company’s ambition, its ruthlessness, and its lack of a moral compass scare me.”|
|“Eliminating the time needed to stop and re-charge a conventional electric car’s battery.”|