Melissa DeWilde was recently killed in a tragic accident involving a banana, a pogo ball and a gangrenous cat. This would be viewed as even more heartbreaking to us at CoN but she still seems to be producing new material, much like Tupac. Ironically enough, that always pissed her off.
Mel\'s previous life was spent in the horrible little town of Lincoln, Illinois. She worked at a fast food restaurant. Melissa is scheduled to be reincarnated as a lab chimp with three arms, which is actually going up in the karmic scale.
|"Most of what kids currently learn at school will probably be irrelevant by the time they are 40."|
|"This very internationalism that contributed to the apocalyptic disaster that ended the Bronze Age."|
|“There was not only automation but where the suggestion that humans had any control [...] was absent too.”|
|Nerf John Wick|
|Top 10 Reasons Men Are Scum|
|“The use of AI assistants may dramatically accelerate and broaden what might be looked back on as a global period of cognitive decline.”|
|Loneliness is Not an Old Friend|
|“That glazed-over look a grandma has at a Vegas slot machine is the same look Facebook chases in its users scrolling the feed.”|
|“It was weeks later that she was at a party and realized she'd been texting with her dead friend's bot for 30 minutes.”|
|“You can make spaceships much bigger than anything we’ve seen so far in history.”|
|“One of the major concerns with asteroid mining is, of course, getting to the asteroids.”|
|“It's unbelievable how much energy is released.”|