Sharon is an eighteen-year-old resident Australia. She regrets learning to drive on the wrong side of the road, but such is life. She requests that all readers immediately join the Flat Earth Society, as the thought of the entire planet away from her upside down makes her somewhat dizzy.
She has a delightful accent, and her voice is full of hope and cheer in spite of the world\'s news. This makes her sound pleasant, but mad.
She attends a belly dancing class taught by a Muslim woman in full hijab. This makes learning the movements rather difficult, but still fun.
She works as both a nurse and a prospector for lost valuables. This duel career started by accident, as one patient, on his death bed, exclaimed the following final words:
\"The money is buried under the.....Ughhh!\"
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