Stories From The Mountain
These are stories, from Curtis M. Carlson, fantastic, ironic and often ponderous, and always entertaining. Some are very true, some are embellished and some are out and out fiction: I probably won't tell you one way or the other. The names may or may not have been changed to protect the innocent and to protect me from the guilty.
Copyright 2005, Curtis M. Carlson, all right reserved. All matter submitted by Curtis M Carlson, is the opinion of Curtis M Carlson, and is not necessarily the viewpoint or opinion of this e-zine or its managers or editors. CM Carlson, or affiliates can not be held responsible for the result of and inappropriate action taken by anyone who may follow any advice given in these stories.
I will not be held responsible for any data, numbers, dates et. al being accurate. Anything mentioned that may be misconstrued as illegal, unethical or immoral is to be considered fiction. All that bathes the writer in a warm glowing light of honesty, integrity, generosity, kindness and intelligence should be assumed to be true, though it may not be.
|“To create particles with negative mass.”|
|“People are getting rid of their cash.”|
|“How High Tech Tools Profile, Police, and Punish the Poor.”|
|Pat the Zombie: A Cruel Adult Spoof of 'Pat the Bunny'|
|Naked Preacher Lady [NSFW]|
|“The static fire is one of the last major tests prior to the maiden launch.”|
|Knowing how to operate a smartphone does not qualify as being tech savvy.|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|CaptchaTweet: Write Tweets in Captcha Form|
|“AI codes its own ‘AI Child’.”|
|“World's first passenger drone.”|
|How to Escape Planet Earth|