Stories From The Mountain
These are stories, from Curtis M. Carlson, fantastic, ironic and often ponderous, and always entertaining. Some are very true, some are embellished and some are out and out fiction: I probably won't tell you one way or the other. The names may or may not have been changed to protect the innocent and to protect me from the guilty.
Copyright 2005, Curtis M. Carlson, all right reserved. All matter submitted by Curtis M Carlson, is the opinion of Curtis M Carlson, and is not necessarily the viewpoint or opinion of this e-zine or its managers or editors. CM Carlson, or affiliates can not be held responsible for the result of and inappropriate action taken by anyone who may follow any advice given in these stories.
I will not be held responsible for any data, numbers, dates et. al being accurate. Anything mentioned that may be misconstrued as illegal, unethical or immoral is to be considered fiction. All that bathes the writer in a warm glowing light of honesty, integrity, generosity, kindness and intelligence should be assumed to be true, though it may not be.
|“If you don’t remember any of these countries from geography class, you’re not alone.”|
|“The greatest economic crisis of our age: the one still awaiting us.”|
|"Cells have the capacity to process and respond to instructions and codes inputted into their main system."|
|Making a Movie Inside a Video Game|
|“We deserve pity for being born in such primitive times.”|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|“Instead of consuming fossil fuels, it would then feed surplus electricity into the grid.”|
|Google Map Shows You the Most Photographed Areas of the World|
|“Clicking on a Facebook advert may reveal things about yourself you don’t want anyone to know.”|
|“Any person, organization or government serious about web security should return to plain-text.”|