Darren is currently living in the "heart of the new west." As his youth and looks are swiftly fading away he's faced with a dilemma. To continue collecting a pay check on a bi-weekly basis or attempt to achieve his life long dream of creating the world's largest cheese wheel.
Men describe him as an evil mastermind who is bent on world domination (honestly, who would dare challenge the cheese wheel?). While the ladies submit that he is hardly the master of his own domain, insisting that it is inconceivable he might some day rule the world.
As it stands he is facing allegations surrounding a scandal that focuses primarily on a whip, some leather and a fish. To this day he maintains his innocence with the statement that "That aquatic bastard had it coming!"
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