Burrito Box: a Burrito Vending Machine


Fri, Jan 24th, 2014 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

Currently only available in Los Angeles, now with two exciting locations, the Burrito Box is a vending machine that churns out burritos which claim to be 100% all natural. Seriously, is there a demand for these? The review on Vice is scathingly hilarious.

[...] the inside of my burrito looked like the remains of a hamster that got run over by a taxicab. Honestly, this thing was no different than getting a frozen burrito at the gas station and microwaving it, like in the old days. The only new feature is a loud music video to drown out the voice in your head telling you to change your life before it's too late.

I'd tell you to avoid Burrito Box, but chances are these monstrosities won't make it out of Los Angeles. Taco Bell, Chipotle, Del Taco and the others need not worry. Their place in our culture is safe, as is your colon if you don't eat from Burrito Box. Oh, and be sure to catch me on Telemundo tonight during the evening news! Ole!



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