The Excuse-O-Mat


Fri, Apr 18th, 2003 00:00 by capnasty NEWS

"Things go wrong--which is awfully annoying of them--and then comes the really difficult thing: explaining what happened. What do you do when the old excuses (my dog ate it, it's in the mail, mistakes were made) have been used once too often? Why, you come to Metaverse for one of 3.6 million different convincing, ready-made excuses!"



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