Gawker reports on PornHub's page view analysis, which indicates that people are least likely to masturbate for porn on "major holidays—Christmas and Thanksgiving, especially—and on days in which major news events took place—jerking off was way down the day Osama Bin Laden was killed, for example."
On Christmas Eve, worldwide porn watching was down in every country, for an average decline of 22%, except for in Japan, where numbers held steady.
On Christmas Day, porn viewing was also down 22% on average, except, again, for Japan, where porn viewing actually increased by eight percent.
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