Produced and Distributed by Warner Brothers
Directed by Mr. Schumacher
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, an egomaniac who wanders around wearing neon lights (even in front of his mouth, and he hasn't got nice teeth). He likes cool places.
George Clooney as Batman. He's got the most kitch designed vehicles in the history of mankind.
Chris O'Donnel as Robin. Batman's gay partner. NOT!
Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. The overacted role of an ex-Greenpeace girl gone nuts.
Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl. The first fat superhero ever appeared. (The blubber stops the bullets though.. -Ed)
Michael Gough as Alfred. So dumb he doesn't even realize Clooney is the third different man who pretends to be Bruce Wayne in four movies and his niece (Batgirl) is Commissioner Gordon's daughter. Smart enough to survive four movies.
Plot: Couldn't find none
Cool people: Mr Freeze (and I mean it). Schwarzy alone is worth watching the movie (on a half-price day, at least).
Cool lines: "She Is playing with you, Dick!" (Batman to Robin, regarding Poison Ivy)
|High Quality Star Trek Fan Film|
|@RefocusFilm: Bringing Interesting Movies to Toronto Audiences (RT: @jeffreyjeffrey)|
|Movie Review: 50 First Dates|
|The Entertainment Industry's Dystopia of the Future|
|How to Escape Planet Earth|
|“The first-ever driverless mass transit test program.”|
|“I can’t wait for the day robots rule.”|
|Pat the Zombie: A Cruel Adult Spoof of 'Pat the Bunny'|
|Study Suggests Students Addicted to the Internet|
|Shuttle Discovery's Final Flight|
|"Searching Ferguson on Twitter not only yields results of speculations about the truth, but the truth itself."|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|“Some of us will do anything to be liked.”|
|“The e-Palette, a vehicle that may one day not only deliver, but cook Pizza Hut offerings en route.”|
|“Automation doesn't have to be a replacement for human workers.”|
|“Scientific evidence that digital distraction is damaging our minds.”|