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Mon, Aug 19th, 2013 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

If you need a new wallet crafted in the finest human leather available on the market, now you can. Yes, human leather, no, not kidding.

Human Leather is produced from skin sourced from normal everyday people. These people have bequeathed their skin to us prior to their death. There are a few areas of the body, (back and abdomen) that have uninterrupted skin coverage, and are therefore the best for processing into Human Leather. These areas allow the maximum usage when being crafted into large coverage items, especially satchels and briefcases.

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