"Go home, evolution, you are drunk": WTF, Evolution?

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Sun, Feb 10th, 2013 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

The WTF, Evolution? is an hilariously well-written Tumblr blog that collects all of evolutions most bizarre creations in one simple place for you to admire. Below, the description that goes along with the caterpillar above.

“I really don’t want anyone to eat this wattle cup caterpillar.”

“Sure, evolution, that’s understandable.”

“I’m going to put some huge spikes on it.”

“Okay.”

“Now I’m going to put more spikes on the spikes.”

“... okay.”

“And I’ll make them sting!”

“Fair.”

“And I’ll color the whole thing like a bad acid trip.”

“That might be overkill, but all right. I guess you really like this one. I bet it’ll be especially beautiful once it metamorphoses into a butterfly, huh?”

“What? Oh, no, this one doesn’t turn into a butterfly. It’s a hairy brown moth.”

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