Amazon Reviews of the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer


Tue, Jan 15th, 2013 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer, a plastic banana-shaped gizmo that lets you slice bananas with ease, has received well over 2,000 reviews. Not only has this product changed lives and saved marriages but it has also made eating bananas no longer awkward.

Some of my favourites so far:

No more winning for you, Mr Banana!

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

Saved my marriage

What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

No more embarrassing & awkward eye contact!

I must say that eating a banana whole and unsliced in public can be very embarrassing. The minute I make eye contact while doing so I immediately turn red. It is so humiliating. I want to maintain my status as a classy lady and I need the potassium from the banana. Thanks to this product I can keep my dignity and no longer eat a banana self-consciously.



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