Emergency Santa Kit


Thu, Dec 13th, 2012 10:00 by capnasty NEWS

If you find yourself needing a Santa Claus stat!, make sure that your holidays emergency stash also includes a handy Emergency Santa Kit can.

It's instant Christmas spirit in a tin! Say you're on a long flight, and everyone around you is frowning and grumpy. Just open the tin, inflate the beard, put on the hat, and shake your belly like a bowl full o' jelly. Before you know it, everyone will be sitting on your lap, talking about their hopes and dreams, and asking you for presents. Kit includes a Santa hat, sized to fit most adult heads, and an inflatable beard with elastic loops that go around your ears. Go from ho-hum to ho ho ho.



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