If you don't think Obama stands a chance but you're not really keen on Romney either, why not vote for the Canada Party in the next Presidential elections? The Canada Party's goal is simple: make the United States better with a little help from America's "continental BFF": Canada.
Reducing the political divide between Canada and the United States would be pointless if we didn't also address the cultural divide. Just as children must learn to share their toys when they live in the same room, our nations must learn to share their urban spaces when they team up to be the best damn country Jesus and Santa Claus ever imagined.
Canafact: Americans can become born-again Canadians by accepting hockey into their life and dipping their forehead into a bowl of maple syrup.
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