Make it so with ThinkGeek's Star Trek Enterprise Light-Up Feeding System: a spoon shaped like a Constitution-class starship and a blinking starbase bib.
Introducing the Star Trek Light-Up Feeding System, with starship spoon and motion sensitive, light-up bib. The spoon is a replica of The Original Series USS Enterprise NCC-1701, captained by James T. Kirk himself. Flashing LEDs on the nacelles keep baby aligned for mess-free docking at the face station, while lights on the bib act like a tractor beam for you. Dinnertime won't be this fun again until we get replicators!
|Sparrows: Cuff Links to Uncuff Yourself|
|Draw the Shitler: Hitler Themed Toilet Paper|
|Rocking Chair That Knits Winter Hats|
|Pilot and Captain: Air Travel Inspired Shirts and Posters|
|“Both spacecraft are still operational when they reached interstellar space.”|
|"Free apps make money by selling your personal data."|
|CaptchaTweet: Write Tweets in Captcha Form|
|“We’ve received requests to add some artificial noise to the buses so that people can hear them.”|
|How to Avoid Jury Duty|
|“Initial riders may be more comfortable getting into a car with a human in the driver seat.”|
|The (Very Scary) People of Public Transit|
|The Festive Funk Machine: Click to Make Your Own Festive Music|
|Naked Preacher Lady [NSFW]|
|“Can you replace the spring of a pogo stick with repelling magnets?”|