The Chick-Fil-A Controversy Explained

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Fri, Aug 3rd, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

If you're confused as to what the fuss is behind the Chick-Fil-A controversy, playwrighter and composer Wayne Self takes a moment to explain the entire issue in an easy to understand open letter.

How would you feel if KFC came out tomorrow and said they were spending money against equality for Asian Americans, or African Americans, or religious people? Really. Think about it. What would you do? How would you feel? How would you feel if, after their announcement, there was a big increase in KFC sales and I was all over Facebook supporting KFC. Please stop reading right now and imagine this. I'm serious.

You can stop now because it's ludicrous. It would never happen.

Oh, I don't mean the part about KFC being against some group. That COULD happen. I mean the part about me supporting them. Let me tell you something, and you can damn well believe it: I'd sign on for the boycott IMMEDIATELY.

Why? Well, because I believe in equality for all people, that's why. But also, personally, from the bottom of my heart: because you are my friend, and I don't willingly support people who harm you for just being you. How could I? How could I, really? But, more importantly for our purposes, how could you?

Seriously, how could you? What has Chick-Fil-A ever done for you? Sold you some fatty chicken at a ridiculous mark-up? Made you chuckle at semi-literate cartoon cows? You mean more to me than KFC possibly could. If I, in turn, don't mean more to you than a chicken sandwich from Chik-Fil-A -- if my life, my quality of life, and my dignity are such afterthoughts to you that you'd not only refuse the boycott, but go out of your way to support someone who was hurting me? if I let this stand, if I don't stand up to the bullies and if I let my friends egg the bullies on, what does that make me?

Well, it makes me a Chikin.

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