Ladies, Here is Why You're Not Married


Sun, May 27th, 2012 21:00 by capnasty NEWS

According to Tracy McMillian, the reason why you're approaching 30 and you're still not married isn't because men suck: it's because there is something wrong with you. "Sure, there are lame men out there, but they're not really standing in your way. Because the fact is -- if whatever you're doing right now was going to get you married, you'd already have a ring on." This article is a great read filled with remarkable quotes, especially the explanation as to what marriage actually is.

1. You're a Bitch.

Here's what I mean by bitch. I mean you're angry. You probably don't think you're angry. You think you're super smart, or if you've been to a lot of therapy, that you're setting boundaries. But the truth is you're pissed. At your mom. At the military-industrial complex. At Sarah Palin. And it's scaring men off.

The deal is: most men just want to marry someone who is nice to them. I am the mother of a 13-year-old boy, which is like living with the single-cell protozoa version of a husband. Here's what my son wants out of life: macaroni and cheese, a video game, and Kim Kardashian.



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