With the handy All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay! website, you can now turn any dead Mormon into a rabid homosexual with the simple click of the button.
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!
|Science Explains Heaven|
|Are We Alone in the Universe?|
|Calendario Romano 2008|
|"When someone presents a jar of God, [science] will test it."|
|Promiscuous Women Cause Earthquakes|
|"China has been feverishly piling sand onto reefs in the South China Sea for the past year, creating seven new islets in the region."|
|"No one has been able to create a laser that beams white light."|
|37 Million Americans Have Never Been Online|
|Identifying Users on TOR Based on the Subtle Differences in their Typing|
|"'Walking while black' is not a punch line. It is a crime."|
|"Google's Dave Vos foresees a day when thousands of drones will routinely ply the skies above cities."|
|"Do teenagers understand the outdated tech in our icons?"|
|"It would be quite dangerous for humanity to communicate with a civilization we don’t know anything about."|
|Netflix Still Makes Money from DVDs|
|How Drone Delivery Might Look Like|
|"In many ways, modern cars are computer networks on wheels. "|
|"Boxed-meal companies grapple each other for control of the American dinner plate."|
|I'm Talking to You Son|
|Lightweight, Affordable, Programmable Robotic Arm|
|Generating Electricity from Human Movement to Power Smart Gadgets|