With the handy All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay! website, you can now turn any dead Mormon into a rabid homosexual with the simple click of the button.
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
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|Paper, Prophets and Propaganda|
|"When someone presents a jar of God, [science] will test it."|
|Other Last Suppers|
|Study Suggests Brain Shuts Off When Faced With Prayers|
|Proof God Exists: Tacky Jesus Statue Destroyed by Lightning|
|"If we do find a signal, we shouldn’t expect it’s going to be some sort of soft squishy protoplasmic alien."|
|Waking Up, in a Crashed Cab, During the Zombie Apocalypse|
|"The best is yet ahead for space exploration."|
|Hitler Was Democratically Elected|
|Nestle' Outbids Small Town on Use of Well|
|Randomly Surf Wikipedia|
|“Do you want to be like the CIA and overthrow a government overseas for profit or fun?”|
|Step-by-Step Guide on Starting Up a Boeing 737|
|Song Done in the Style of "The Beatles" by Artificial Intelligence|
|“They require no assembly, as they consist of a single part.”|
|"The evidence of dramatic change is all around us and it’s happening at exponential speed."|
|"I hope this film will help expand and challenge traditional views of what constitutes a home in 21st-century America."|