With the handy All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay! website, you can now turn any dead Mormon into a rabid homosexual with the simple click of the button.
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!
|House of One: Berlin's First Church-Mosque-Synagogue|
|The Creationism-Friendly Zoo|
|Proof God Exists: Tacky Jesus Statue Destroyed by Lightning|
|Islamic Pleasure Marriages|
|I PROVE that I am GOD with this writing if you read it all|
|Get Paid to Pick Up Someone Else's Shit|
|The Mixtape Coffee Table|
|Austrian Domino Art Sets Guiness World Record for Tallest Domino Structure|
|Cassette Tape Coffee Table|
|Minipresso: Hand-Powered Portable Espresso Maker|
|Austrian Domino Art's Tower Collapses|
|"Replace Uber’s more than 1 million human drivers with robot drivers - as quickly as possible."|
|"We serve it so you can taste the inequality."|
|"Customized functional devices that can be attached directly on their skin."|
|"Recent research suggests that aging may actually be a modifiable risk factor."|
|Virtually Cycling Through the United Kingdom|