With the handy All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay! website, you can now turn any dead Mormon into a rabid homosexual with the simple click of the button.
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!
|Science Explains Heaven|
|Facebook group attacks the Vatican with condom campaign|
|Life-Saving Abortion Strips Hospital of its Catholic Affiliation|
|New Reality Show: Papal Makeover?|
|Atheists and Agnostics Know More About Your Religion Than You Do|
|“Those who have tasted these items say they barely differ from the real deal."|
|The MIR Space Station Was Killed by Frozen Urine Crystals|
|“If you don’t have a ping-pong table, you’re not a tech company.”|
|“The Revolution Will Be Digitized”|
|"Dolphins have been observed chattering while cooperating to solve a tricky puzzle."|
|Artificial Neural Network Writes a Full House Episode Everyday, Forever|
|Traffic Lights Installed in Pavement to Prevent Cellphone Users from Dying|
|Running Windows 95 on an Apple Watch|
|Autonomous Concept Vehicles for Globetrotting|
|Minipresso: Hand-Powered Portable Espresso Maker|
|Daleks to Patrol China's Streets|
|How to Drive Home Drunk|