With the handy All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay! website, you can now turn any dead Mormon into a rabid homosexual with the simple click of the button.
Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!
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