Random Bits of Insanity


Mon, Aug 19th, 2002 14:33 by capnasty NEWS

Road rage, cell-phone rage, now we have television rage. Did he actually get to watch anything while he beat her for two hours?

In Zaire, a man had his sperm stolen. How do you steal someone's sperm? But not to worry, police will arrest the robber on Tuesday when he comes home.

And lastly, the 3MPH chase of a Pow! Pow! Power Wheels! Always wanted to say that.



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