The Most Horrific Things Encountered While Online Dating

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Thu, Mar 15th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

As part of a guide to help users improve their online dating experience, Logan Sachon of The Awl concluded his series by putting together this collection titled The Most Horrific Things Encountered While Online Dating. Some are funny, wacky and weird:

After we had sex, she told a story about her marine biology internship and about a pack of manatees they once found in the water off Key West. She really loved manatees, and eventually she jumped from her boat into the water and landed on a manatee. But the manatee was actually dead, and the body ended up falling apart and she was covered in dead manatee slime and someone had to fish her out and clean her up. After some words of consolation from me about how fucked up that experience must have been, she told me she made it up, and every other story she had told me that night, because she likes making up stories. It was an amazing WTF moment and I never talked to her again.

Other are seriously disturbing:

It went wrong when he date-raped me.

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