@StealthMountain: the Sneaky Anal-Retentive Grammar-Correcting Peak

#Humour

Wed, Jan 11th, 2012 11:00 by capnasty NEWS

The @StealthMountain Twitter bot has one simple purpose in life: to alert people when they type sneak peak rather than sneak peek. The responses it receives are as hilarious as they are ignorant. Some examples:

And a good day to you, sir:

@StealthMountain I peaked my sneak, in Skyrim. Therefore it was a sneak peak. You are incorrect. You lose, good day sir.

— Jesse (@AnonymousAutumn) January 5, 2012

And not everyone takes the constructive criticism of their bizness lightly:

@StealthMountain bitch stfu! Dis is fuckin twitter not english class! I think u needa mind ur fuckin bizness! #whotfareu??

— DeeDee (@canDEElayDEE) January 6, 2012

And by far my favourite:

@StealthMountain PUM PUM PUMAPIURHRPIRAEW HPAAERPUAPAURPUM PUM YUH MI SEH RAM ITUP AND VROOM PUMNFDRGDLKJGDLK FGJFDSLGKSDGJSDL

— BITSCH AZZ NIQQUH (@Brandy_Bogard) January 5, 2012

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