Three Men Named Jesus Christ Are Sitting in a Room


Thu, Sep 29th, 2011 12:00 by capnasty NEWS

Although a lengthy read, this amusing study discusses what happens when three men -- all who believe they're Jesus -- are introduced to each other.

They all agreed with Rokeach that there could only be one Jesus Christ. Joseph was the first to take up the contradiction. 'He says he's the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. I can't get it. I know who I am. I'm God, Christ, the Holy Ghost, and if I wasn't, by gosh, I wouldn't lay claim to anything of the sort ? I know this is an insane house and you have to be very careful.' Very quickly he decided that the other two were insane, the proof being that they were in a mental hospital, weren't they? Therefore Clyde and Leon were merely to be 'laughed off'. Clyde concluded that the other two were 'rerises', lower beings, and anyway dead. He took, perhaps, the most godlike tone: 'I am him. See? Now understand that!' Leon, who became adept at ducking and diving in order to maintain his position without causing the social disruption they all found threatening, explained that the other two were 'hollowed-out instrumental gods'. When Rokeach pushed Leon to say that Joseph wasn't God, he replied:

via The Morning News



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